I wish I could throw my thoughts onto paper.
In my head I write all the time. I have great ideas and topics, but when I actually have time to put things in ink - they've just vanished into the air like smoke.
I sit and stare at the blank page trying to will the words out of the cobwebs of my mind.
Yes, I've tried to write basic topics down on a piece of paper. However, what happens is that I then find said papers with random words on them like this - a deranged shopping list:
Butterflies
Beans
Western movies (I'm still pondering those things)
Springtime hate
Cat barf
Roses
Mind reading
So at some point I will get my act together and actually make myself get into a routine and start actually writing again - not in my head because I've missed out on some pretty good stuff because I fell asleep writing in my head and woke up with a blank slate.
ps - spring is stupid