Vodka
Cherry chocolate
What at mess I've become.
I type and the words are blurred, my speech is slurry and I'm wobbling, but I thank P. Fluffynuts for making me imbibe.
My day was forgotten, and I laughed. Really laughed from my toes. And it was good.
What a perfect end to an awful day.
Thank you.
171 comments:
you're welcome.
i did not make you drink (the verb).
i made you drinks (the noun, plural).
you may not have asked for the first two but you asked for the third one and...
ps. i thought you weren't going to use my real name.
Shhhh, not so loud.
The gremlins in my head are using jackhammers and megaphones.
Please kill me.
suck it up lightweight.
do sound like you've never had to pay the piper before.
Psh. That's the last time I listen to you.
Oh, it's just one...
You'll love it. It's chocolate/cherry...
That's my girl...
I love it when you laugh like that...
And of course, our guest saying,
"just promise you'll drink like that the next time I visit."
you did love it.
i didn't tell you to drink. i just handed you one.
and then another...
and then another...
and another...
Boof!
The stomach rolls with the memory.
I would eat chocolate to ease my belly, but the only stuff I have is cherry/chocolate.
I am in one of the circles of hell. I just don't know which one it is yet.
this too shall pass.
what are we drinking tonight?
*hic
nothing
you weiner
(burp)
maybe a coke. Just coke. Nothing fancy in it.
Hello Jennicula,
Just stopping in to say hello. I hope you have a lovely Memorial Day weekend.
Take care,
Andrea
LOL! I wish I had been the guest. I am sure p.fluffynuts didn't pour the drinks down your throat! I am wondering... would p.fluffynuts play Barbies?
80's Beach Girl
i not only pour drinks, but can be very playful. if we're playing barbies tonight, i'll bring my gi joe with kung fu grip.
is that cool 80's beach girl?
Bring it on Big Man!
I love you too!
80's Beach Girl
gi joe thinks barbie is cute. does she have a friend for stretch armstrong?
I have a slutty one called Tuesday Taylor. Her hair spins around on her head. One side is dark, the other blonde. Kinda like a psycho doll.
Maybe one of those new Bratz Doll will work.They look like they can/would contort into all kinds of positions.
80's Beach Girl
gi joe digs multiple personalities. it's like dating twins.
She has a sister I called Tiffany Taylor, she's younger than Tuesday. Maybe not as slutty
gi joe also has a thing for contortionists.
gi joe fancies slutty young girls named tiffany.
and sluty older girls regardless of their names.
Hippie Ken wants to know if Stretch Armstrong has a sister?
My Malibu Barbie has a mohawk and go go boots. She's a lone wolf.
go go boots turn gi joe on. they make him lose his kung fu grip.
stretch armstrong's sister is bendy betty.
if the dream house is rockin don't come a knockin!!!!!!!
I am not slutty. I can't help how I look.
I dig kung fu grip though.
all the babes dig my kung fu grip. take a number slut.
Tuesday Taylor is really Darcy
I picked #1
That depends on what color my hair is that day.
today I'm a blonde, so call me Tuesday.
By the way that is Miss Slut to you
darcy sounds like a good girl. who let her out so late on a saturday?
she needs a slutty name like Plenty O'Toole.
Hey, what about me?
truly scrumptious, you know you're my favorite, but you'll have to be #2 tonight. i'm committed to darcy. she called #1 first.
Sooo, call her Tuesday? Why don't you say, "Call me anytime???"
tuesday is the only day she's free. she's busy with the weebles the rest of the week.
WHAT???????!!!!!! I thought Hippy Ken was my boyfriend!!!!!!I gonna get you Bendy Betty!!!
Ooh baby, I thought Bendy Betty was your alias- You know... all those B's... That's why we're starting Yoga classes....
{giggles]
I like weebles because they wobble but they don't fall down.
I like Donnie's sparkly purple outfit.
hey tuesday,
have fun with your wobbly weebles. real men don't wobble. we make women wobble.
i'm waiting for spice girls dolls. they know how to rock.
Oh. My. God, Tuesday!
What a ho!
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
wEBBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN
how about all of you dolls, except ken, mud wrestle for #1?
f you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
[jumps in a mud puddle]
Bring it on, bitch!
{karate chops the air]
HI Yah!
love those red heads.
ginger, wanna go to see aerosmith on monday night?
all you other spicy babes, take a number.
Let's Rock the house!!!
Let's Rock the house!!!
rdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr
hey dolls,
i'll be right back. keep your motors running.
form a single file line. no pushing.
What's going on in here?
G.I Joe jump in the mud is fine!
I'm a little bit country....
Go away Skipper!
you are too young!!!
Can you hum a few bars of Paper Roses?
I am Barbie Girl in a Barbie World
I realized the way your eyes deceived me
with tender looks that I mistook for love
So take away the flowers that you gave me
And send the kind that you remind me of
Paper Roses
Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to be
But they're only imitation,
Like you imitation love for me
I thought that you would be a perfect lover
You seemed so full of sweetness at the start
But like a big red rose that's made of paper
There isn't any sweetness in your heart
Paper Roses
Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to be
But they're only imitation like you imitation love for me
I love google
i just took my vitamins and drank a protein shake.
i have this nice little place i made out of lincoln logs.
truly are you still available or did you run off with the weebles?
Sounded like Ginger spice was asking for Rose to lend her one of her papers.... Isn't that what she menat by Zigzag???
Do you take requests?
How about "I want you to want me"
ziggazigga
Don't Call me a "cheap Trick"
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Im beggin you to beg me.
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me.
Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin.
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Im beggin you to beg me.
Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me.
Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin.
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin.
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Im beggin you to beg me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
Let's go to the "upstairs/downstairs condo in Long Beach Baby!!!!
Barbie walks down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a man who asks, ''Where did you get that?'' The pig says, ''I won her in a raffle!''
dolls,
enough singing. it sounds like someone's strangling a cat in here.
who wants to take a spin in my corvette. i stole it from ken.
Are you looking for Papolina?
I do!
I love fast cars and rock stars!
Papolina?
You should see a doctor about that.
oops I can't spell but I can sing!
prince makes me lose my kung fu grip.
gi joe is anatomically correct.
wink wink
Save the horses, ride a cowboy!
(saunters over to GI Joe)
How's it goin' stud?
I am wondering about the Lone Ranger now...he's been alone for so long...
I dig Tonto.
What about that song...Ride the white horse?
It's called a cotton pony and we don't need to go there.
Oh me so ------ Me love you long time!
Skipper go home! Malibu and Ken are looking for you!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
tonto's into animals. he likes to ride silver when i'm at the lego saloon.
Sir mix a lot Barbie can you sing "buttermilk Biscuits"?
Now I'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper
Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper
Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'
I can tell you're getting jealous by the looks I'm catchin'
I hate dumb skeezers, MC beaters
Drop 5 grand on my bird white needer? (i have no idea, but i think it's watt
meter)
Smooth like ice, don't get nice
Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice (huh huh)
Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!)
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go
SIFT the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh)
Mom, I wasn't drinking.
I swear!
Where is Blizzy Lizzy Barbie?
when did this become a musical?
i thought this was a porn movie about a drunk babe.
You never know where you will end up with my Homegirl! i bet you can't wait until I come to your house with all my Barbies!!!!
Did somebody say porn?
No they said "popcorn" this is a g-rated show!!!
'Sup G?
Eh, Ese!
chewy barbie sounds like my kinda girl.
Whatz a really goin' on ?
heh homeslice. just hangin' wit my homies,
Hey Maaaannnn what side are you playin for ese? Chew is my MAN !
Hey, puffynuts, I thought we were going for a ride in your hot corvette!
Cholita you're my wheatbread!
are you talkin' 'bout me?
May the Force be with you!
Rawr, rooo, rawr errrrgh
(hey Chewie, how's it hangin;)
they're not puffy, they're fluffy. thank you very much.
shotgun in the corvette is reserved for truly scrumptious. hop in the trunk. i promise i'll get you out after i get rid of truly.
Heeeeeey Maaaaan!
Is it automatic or stick shift?
to the right
My light saber is bigger than yours because I have the force.
stick. wanna touch it?
I'd like to drive it home...
It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes...
dolls,
me and truly are outta here. i thought i was gonna have to do all the shifting myself tonight.
HippyKen can't wait to meet you!
clothes?
darcy, you were wearing clothes?
Woo hoo!
I'm nekkid!
(runs around)
YES I was wearing clothes! I am a good girl...guess what Iam wearing under them!
It's my secret...oops I mean Victoria's Secret
Nothing?
There once was a Jedi named Yoda
With ears like the tips of a pagoda
When Luke said "I will try,"
He said "That won't satisfy...
Oh, forget it and bring me a soda."
is that why ken left?
wonder woman panties?
Gimme back my panties!
Ken is getting his beauty sleep...how do you know about the wonder woman panties?
i have a pair of my own. truly scrumptious told me not to tell anyone, but you're special.
Man panties?
I feel the love
Hey man, has anyone seen my Corvette? I gotta see if I can fit a body in the trunk...
Wonder woman don't you know about the "boys briefs" for woman?
rdrdrdrdrdrdrdr
(get's golden lasso out)
(swings over her head to capture P.Fluffynuts)
Ken What are you doing up? You know you need your beauty sleep!!!
no man panties for me. if i'm wearing panties they're gonna be girlie. i look pretty in pink, or so i've been told.
hey ken. the vette was towed. sorry. yes, she's still in the trunk.
What're you gonna ask him? If he's been wearing your Wonder Woman Underoos?
Who's in the trunk?
I like pink.
Pink is the new black.
yummo.
How about polka dots? What do they do for ya?
Are they pink?
I'd connect the dots.
:)
or connect the box as a friend just said.
Well they can be if you want them to be.
princess consuela banana hammock is in the trunk.
i'll wear any panties. plain, pink, polka dots, stripes and ones with little bows.
whatever the babe of the minute tosses off, i'll put on.
I like to be outta the box...but I think that is for another time...
(gets a sharpie out)
(starts to doodle on Chewie)
So checkered gets you going huh?
Can you hear Barry White?
(sits next to fluffynuts)
Hi guy. How do you feel about leather?
reserves all "box" comments for another time.
When you connect the dots what picture does it make? I love dot to dot!!!
Wher is Bendy Betty and Stretch ?
pandora,
if you'll wear leather so will i.
as long as i can stuff my fluffynuts in them.
I think they're tied up somewhere...
I am thinking about Bunnies!
I loooove leather.
It's very scrumptious on the skin and smells delicious.
(motions for fluffynuts to follow her)
P. Fluffynuts
not
P. Fluffybunnies
Did you hear that the energizer bunny died?
[follows pandora anywhere]
They put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and coming....
and then all I heard was...
nothing.
Which way did she go?
was he coming or going?
Where is pandora taking you?
And you think this is good... the stories from "back in the day" were even better!!!!
it doesn't matter.
i'll follow anyone named pandora box. anywhere she wants to go.
Things that make you say hummm!!!!
Makes you wonder huh?
(winks at P.fluffynuts)
Yes, you would.
Hey all this chatting is making me thristy. How about a drink?
All the bars are still open in the Mid West. Where is the Long Ranger?
(gets sweaty)
No vodka. It's evil.
Booze = bad
i'll make some drinks.
isn't that how this whole thing started?
(burp)
Uh, oh.
Oh! Never mind Dear!
Closing time - time for you to go out, go out into the world.
Closing time - turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time - one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time - you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...
Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time - this room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters
come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits - I hope you have found
a
friend.
Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning'send.
Yeah, I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...
Closing time - time for you to go back to the places you will be from...
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home...
Closing Time kids
hands a cherry chocolate martini to
jennicula
andrea
80s beach girl
barbie
truly scrumptious
darcy
hippie ken
tiffany taylor
skipper
pandora box (gets two drinks)
sunshine
tuesday taylor
plenty o'toole
long beach barbie
barbie 90201
the spice girls
skipper
marie
purple prince barbie
malibu barbie
lone ranger
long ranger
stretch armstrong
bendy betty
gi joe
princess consuela banana hammock
all the other assorted barbies
chewbacca
princess leia
luke skywalker
darth vader (really luke's father)
wonder woman
and semisonic
oh, and one for me.
cheers.
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